I have a friend who is looking to marry an IHOP'er in order to get her green card. She's not beautiful, but she's sturdy, and she has a good heart. Her name is Regina Bohlendorfer.
Regina enjoys making beer, log rolling, and pillaging small villages on the weekends. She has a side business of making burlap undergarments. She enjoys long, quiet evenings in small, damp huts listening to Enya.
Regina is a widow recently recovering from the death of her husband, some guy named Thor, apparently someone used his hammer on him. She needs a hero....and he's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight!
You can view Regina's complete profile at www.vikingbrides.com
3 comments:
Bohlendorfer!!! Now that one made me laugh even harder than the rest of this post :)
"Streets of Fire". Bad movie. Not a bad soundtrack. God Speed, speed us away.
john you just made me pee my pants...dang it!
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