Tuesday, October 2, 2007


I have a friend who is looking to marry an IHOP'er in order to get her green card. She's not beautiful, but she's sturdy, and she has a good heart. Her name is Regina Bohlendorfer.

Regina enjoys making beer, log rolling, and pillaging small villages on the weekends. She has a side business of making burlap undergarments. She enjoys long, quiet evenings in small, damp huts listening to Enya.

Regina is a widow recently recovering from the death of her husband, some guy named Thor, apparently someone used his hammer on him. She needs a hero....and he's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight!

You can view Regina's complete profile at www.vikingbrides.com


Josh Hawkins said...

Bohlendorfer!!! Now that one made me laugh even harder than the rest of this post :)

Kelsey Bohlender said...

"Streets of Fire". Bad movie. Not a bad soundtrack. God Speed, speed us away.

Sunny said...

john you just made me pee my pants...dang it!