Tuesday, October 2, 2007

HERO NEEDED


I have a friend who is looking to marry an IHOP'er in order to get her green card. She's not beautiful, but she's sturdy, and she has a good heart. Her name is Regina Bohlendorfer.

Regina enjoys making beer, log rolling, and pillaging small villages on the weekends. She has a side business of making burlap undergarments. She enjoys long, quiet evenings in small, damp huts listening to Enya.

Regina is a widow recently recovering from the death of her husband, some guy named Thor, apparently someone used his hammer on him. She needs a hero....and he's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight!

You can view Regina's complete profile at www.vikingbrides.com

3 comments:

Josh Hawkins said...

Bohlendorfer!!! Now that one made me laugh even harder than the rest of this post :)

Kelsey Bohlender said...

"Streets of Fire". Bad movie. Not a bad soundtrack. God Speed, speed us away.

Sunny said...

john you just made me pee my pants...dang it!